Past incidents
All green!
Performance seems back to normal, going to monitor the servers for a bit longer but there shouldn't be any more problems.
Degraded performance
Next wave of request flood has begun, server should be running OK but delays are to be expected.
Performance back to normal
We didn't crash and number of requests decreased so performance is pretty much back to normal. Hooray!
Degraded performance
Due to bug in client update code there are more requests to our server than expected. Response times are slower but everything should work.
Up and running!
Problem with config file resolved and everything is running smoothly.